Would you want a story with Spawn Series 28 (Dark Ages)?

[EndQuest]

I want a singable story, you know, like the one in the



Beverly Hillbillies.




http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/...illbillies.wav





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The Ballad of Jed Clampett

lyrics and music by Paul Henning






Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed



Poor Mountaineer barely kept his family fed



An' then one day, he was shootin' at some food,



An' up thru the ground came a bubblin' crude.



Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!






Well, the first thing ya know, Jed's a millionaire



Kin-folk said, "Jed, move away from there." Said



Californy is the place y'oughta be, so they



loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverly.



Hills that is! Swimmin' pools, Movie stars!






Ol' Jed bought a mansion. Lawdy it was swank



Next door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank,



Lotsa folks objected, but the banker found no fault,



'Cause ol' Jed's millions was a-layin' in the vault



Cash, that is! Capital gains, Depletion money!






Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin



An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.



You're all invited back again to this locality,



T'have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.



Hillbilly, that is! Set a spell, Take your shoes off!



Y'all come back, here!



Copyright 1962 by Carolintone Music Company, Inc.









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[Biomechanoid]

Ooooh, a Spawn lymeric, perhaps?

There once was this fella from hell
had a chain of skulls for a belt
lives now in an alley
where bums are his pallies
but he can't get used to the smell...